If you are looking for a funny anniversary card for your boyfriend, this personalised anniversary card will certainly make him smile and show him your wicked sense of humour. Add his name and you will certainly get extra brownie points for sure!! A great one for the mantle piece..
Wording: This card entitles you to an extremely mindblowing blowjob.
Colour: White card with kraft envelope
ADD A MATCHING BADGE Do you want them to wear your feelings on their heart? Well you can now add a badge as shown. The badge will be the same as the one shown in the image. The size is 55mm.
Want your card personalised? Choose the option below and you can add her first name on the front of the card above the current wording. Please enter the name in the field provided during checkout.
Why buy a Sarky Cow Card? - We ship quickly - No quibble returns - Customer satifaction is priority
Returns If you are not happy with your designs, I am happy to take returns, the last thing I want is somebody unhappy. Unfortunately, this offer is not available for personalised designs.
Questions? Please get in touch if you have any questions at all about our cards or badges.
Processing Time Very often I pre make designs so that they are ready to ship within a day or two. Then you must allow the post man to do his thing. However, please allow 2 working days before shipping. If you need your order earlier, please message me and I will give you a predicted date for design and ship.
During busy periods, the processing and shipping times may change. Please check the link below for current times.