Are you looking for a husband valentine card or even a dirty Valentines day card or both? Well honestly, look no further, we have a great collection. Show him you have a great sense of humour with this card and if you want extra brown points (nudge nudge wink wink), add his name, we promise you will not regret it. Oh and we do a matching badge too, really is there anything else you need in a card?
Wording: HVD Husband, This card entitles you to anal sex, sorry it doesn't I can't, I just can't do it.
Size: A6 with matching envelope
Quality: This card is printed in our very own Cheshire studio using 300gsm card.
Personalisation You can add a name to this card by choosing the personalised option during checkout. Please add the name you would like in the box provided.
Badge You can add a matching badge as shown for just a little extra.
Badge Size - 55mm
Processing and Shipping From the date we receive your order, starting from the day after we need 1-2 working days to print and send. You then have to allow the post man to do his thing and get the card to your postbox. If there are any current processing or shipping issues you should know about, we will tell you about them in Processing and Shipping section of the website.
Any Questions? If we have missed anything obvious off that you would like to know, please get in touch. We love to chat!
Thank You Thanks very much for considering The Sarky Cow, we are building our family run business and your custom is very much valued and appreciated.