Offensive Birthday Cards

We have a great range of offensive birthday cards along with rude birthday cards, that as a fellow swearer, you may like. They definitely stand out on the mantel piece and are guaranteed to show your fun and humourous relationship with the recipient.  It will definitely get a giggle that's for sure.  Hey, and you can personalise them too, just to make sure they know the insult is especially for them.

Wording: As shown on image.

Size: A6

Colour: White card with kraft envelope

Inside: Blank

ADD A MATCHING BADGE
Do you want them to wear your feelings on their heart? Well you can now add a badge as shown. The badge will be the same as the one shown in the image.  The size is 55mm.

Want your card personalised?
Choose the option below and you can add her first name on the front of the card above the current wording. Please enter the name in the field provided during checkout.

Why buy a Sarky Cow Card?
- We ship quickly
- No quibble returns
- Customer satifaction is priority

Returns
If you are not happy with your designs, I am happy to take returns, the last thing I want is somebody unhappy. Unfortunately, this offer is not available for personalised designs.

Questions?
Please get in touch if you have any questions at all about our cards or badges.

Processing Time
Very often I pre make designs so that they are ready to ship within a day or two. Then you must allow the post man to do his thing. However, please allow 2 working days before shipping. If you need your order earlier, please message me and I will give you a predicted date for design and ship.

During busy periods, the processing and shipping times may change.  Please check the link below for current times.

Processing and Shipping Times

Finally, thanks very much for shopping with me, we never take your custom for granted and are appreciative of every single order.